MASTER LIST

Fictional Products, Video Games, Restaurants, Corporations, Small Businesses, Universities, Airlines, Locations, TV Shows, Films, Bands, Books, Elements, Materials, and Isotopes

I try to make this as comprehensive as possible, so feel free to comment with suggestions if you spot any egregious omissions. A strikethrough indicates an item that’s been defictionalized. Bolded items with reference links will magically transport you to entries mentioning the items.

For the most part, I try to focus on items that are presented as though they could really exist, however, I make exceptions for iconic parodies or well-known joke brands. To be clear, please don’t forward me a list of all 2,300 fake brands from The Simpsons. Enjoy!

PRODUCTS:

Ab-Abber 2000
Adravil
Agatha Crispies Cereal
Alamo Beer
Bacon Baby Instant Formula [1]
Banandine
Beutee Soap
Bellerophon
Big Cat Bar [1]
Biji Water
Bilson Beer [1] [2]
Biltmon’s Vodka [1]
Binford Tools
Binyon’s Beer [1]
Bits ‘N’ Pieces Cereal [1]
Black Jack Whiskey
Blerg Furniture
Blue Sunshine
Bongo Bites Cereal
Booty Sweat Energy Drink
Bowdeno Cigarettes
Brawndo Energy Drink [1]
Brenner’s Beer [1]
Buffout [1]
Bust-a-Nut Bars
Buzz Beer
Buzz Cola
Byphodine
Cheesy Poofs
Chip Bar [1]
Choco Charlie’s Cereal
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
Coca-Cobra [1]
Cocola [1]
Colon Blow Cereal
Comanapracil
Cap’n Ron Cereal
Cordrazine
Cornholes
Cornholer, The
Cowby Crunchies
Crickly Wicklies Cereal
Da Bomb Malt Liquor
Dazzeldent
Demoxinil
Digitalis
Dilysergic Triune Acid
Duff Beer [1]
Dylar
Dypraxa
Elsinore Beer
Ephemerol
Finder-Spyder Search Engine
Fizzy Lifting Drink [1]
Flakey Wakey Cereal
Flager Beer
Flazzle Cola [1]
Frosted Krusty-O’s Cereal
Fruity Oaty Bars [1] [2]
Gambutrol
Gatoroon
Genco Pura
Gingold
Girlie Girl Beer
Gleemonex
Goldslick Vodka [1]
Greed Perfume [1]
Happy Soap
Hart Beer [1]
Heisler Beer [1] [2]
Higham Cigarettes [1]
Hillnigger
Isoprovalyn
Jake Danzel’s Whiskey [1]
Jekyll Island Beer [1] [2]
Klenzrite
Kreb Products
Kyle’s Killer Lemonade [1]
Laramie Cigarettes
Lil’ Penny’s Cereal
Little Betty Snacks
Log [1]
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear [1]
Macho Meal Cereal
Maple Loops Cereal
McClure’s Whiskey [1]
Meatwater
Med-X [1]
Mimezine
Morley Cigarettes [1]
Nails Cigarettes [1]
Natape Scotch Whiskey [1] [2]
Netscope [1]
Novril
Nuka-Cola [1] [2] [3]
Nuts & More Cereal
Nutty Nuggets Cereal
N’yuk N’yuks Cereal
Oat Boats Cereal
Old British 600 Malt Liquor [1]
Old Muskogee Beer [1]
Olde Frothingslosh [1]
Opti-Grab
Outhouse Springs Water
Pap Smear Gin [1]
Panda Puffs
Panther Pilsner Beer
Pasceline D
Pawtucket Patriot Ale
Pear Computers
Penicill-O’s
Penzburg Beer [1] [2] [3]
Peppy Bismilk
Pike’s Pale Ale
Pine & Oats
Prazosin
Promicin
Prozium
Quietus [1]
Quinium
Rapunzhair [1]
Reachemol
Red Apple Cigarettes [1]
Redi Whip
Rice Pops Cereal
Rid-O-Rat
Rocketfuel Malt Liquor
Romulan Ale
Schwupps Ginny Pale
Sex Panther Cologne [1]
Shotz Beer
Skinny-n-Sweet
Slurm Soda
Slusho! [1]
Smolder [1]
Snicker Snacks
Soma
Soul Glo [1]
Soylent Green [1]
Spitz Sunflower Seeds [1]
Sprunk Cola
Stay-Puft Marshmallows [1]
St. Dies Malt Liquor [1]
Substance D
Sugar Frosted Milk
Sugar Rock Pops Cereal
Sugar Shocks Cereal
Sugar Sprites Cereal
Sugar Toasted Soda Pops Cereal
Sunset Sarsaparilla [1] [2]
Surkist
Sweet ‘n All
Synthehol
Tac Tic
Talkboy [1]
Tastee Wheat Cereal
Testemax [1]
Tit-for-Tat Bar [1]
Tomacco
Torgo’s Executive Powder
Tricks Cereal [1]
Trotsky Vodka [1]
Tru Blood [1] [2]
Turbolax
TurboMan Cereal
Tuttle’s Beer [1]
U4EA
Valkyr
Vapoorize
VIP Candy
Vitameatavegamin [1]
Wallace Flowright Fountain Pen
Weedies Cereal [1]
Wham
Zydrate

VIDEO GAMES:

Android’s Dungeon, The
Brothers Mario, The [1]
Cloak & Dagger (Atari 5200) [1] [2]
Copywriter
Doki Doki Toshokan: Gatsby no Monogatari [1]
Eviscerator
Gang Fighter [1]
Iceman Killeth, The
Lords of Rock
Lucky Wander Boy [1]
Polybius [1]
Punky Pong
Rodney’s Ride [1]
Starfighter [1]

RESTAURANTS:

Big Kahuna Burger
Coffee & Pie, Oh My [1]
Coffee Bucks
Colonel Likken’s Southern Fried Chicken
Doublemeat Palace (restaurant)
Fulci’s [1]
Gunther’s
Krusty Burger
Krusty Krab, The
McDowell’s [1]
Mega Lo Mart
Mooby’s [1]
Orange Orange
Peach Pit, The
Pie Hole, The
Pizza Bowl, The
Regal Beagle, The
Tchotchke’s
The Winchester Tavern
Whammy Burger

CORPORATIONS:

Abstergo Industries
ACME Products Corporation [1]
AGM Heartland [1]
Anacott Steel
Aneki Corporation
Aperture Science Laboratories [1] [2]
Astromech
Benthic Petroleum
Biffco
Big Earl Partridge Productions
Black Mesa Research [1]
Blaidd Dwrg
Blammo! [1]
Blue Star Airlines
Blue Sun Corporation [1]
Bold Futura [1]
Brash & Sassy Beauty Products
Brown Streak Railroad
CHOAM
CINCO Products [1]
Clampet Oil Company
ComTron [1]
Consumer Recreation Products
Cool Rapport [1]
Cyberdyne Systems [1] [2] [3] [4]
d’Anconia Copper
Daystrom Data Concepts
Dr. Flimflam’s Miracle Cream
Duckerman Tobacco Company
Dunder Mifflin
Ewing Oil
Flagship Inernational Sports Television [1]
Futurizon Solar Innovations [1]
Gannon Car Rentals
Gizmonic Institute
Globo-Chem
Hatherton Group [1]
Hanso Foundation [1]
Hedare Beauty
Hishii Industries
Incom Corporation
InGen
Initech [1]
International Parcel Service
Intertrode
Lacuna Inc
Lunar Industries
Kobayashi Porcelain [1]
LexCorp [1]
LuthorCorp
Massive Dynamic
Mediocrity Motor Company [1]
Momcorp
Monolith Pictures
Nakatomi Trading Corporation
Network 23
Nordyne Defense Dynamics
Omni Consumer Products Corporation [1]
Onion Pacific Railroad
Oscorp
Paik Heavy Industries
ParafFun Wax Distributors [1]
Parallax Corporation [1]
Portal Entertainment
Powell Motors
Primatech Paper Company
Purest Dog Kibble
Queen Industries
Ravenwood
Rekall [1]
RePet
Rich Industries
RobCo
Serif Industries [1]
Sienar Fleet Systems
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation [1]
Skittlebrau
Skyfleet [1]
Slovin Shield Home Security [1]
Soylent Corporation [1]
Spartan Digital Electronics [1]
Stark Industries
Sterling-Cooper
Tagruato Corporation [1]
Teldar Paper
Texron [1]
ThreeBees Pharmaceuticals
Treadstone
Tricell
Tropical Thunder Appliances [1]
Tyrell Corporation [1] [2]
Umbrella Corporation
Union Aerospace Corporation
United Delivery Service
Universal Exports
Vandelay Industries
Vanderpark Industries
Vault-Tec
Videlectrix
Virtucon [1]
Warbucks Industries
Wayne Enterprises
Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
Wernham Hogg
Weyland-Yutani [1]
Widmore Corporation, The
Yoshida Medical Research [1]
Yotsuba
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
Zorin Industries

COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES:

Banting University
Camden College
College-on-the-Hill
Cyprus-Rhodes University
University of Edgestow
Empire State University
Harmon College
Hudson University
Maguire University
Medfield College
Miskatonic University
University of Muri
University of Okoboji
Plainfield Teacher’s College
Poppleton University
Smithdale University
South Harmon Institute of Technology
Starfleet Academy
Sweet Valley University

AIRLINES:

Arija Airlines
Atlantic International Airlines
Cabo Air
Fuji Air
Herarat Aviation
Mid-Central Airlines
Northeast Airlines
Oceanic Airlines
Pan Pacific Airlines
Puno Airlines [1]
Plymouth Airlines
Trans-American Airlines
Trans-Continental Airlines
Trans-Global Airlines
Unified Airlines
Volée Airlines

ORGANIZATIONS:

Church of Scientology, The
Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) [1]
Dharma Initiative, The [1]
Flint Tropics (Basketball Team)
Resources Development Organization (RDA)
SIMUVAC
Special Intelligence Agency

LOCATIONS:

Agrabah
Amalah
Amity Island
Andalasia
Annexia
Azmenistan
Bahkan
Balinderry
Barataria
Basenji
Belbury [1]
Borduria
Borovia
Bregna
Bukistan
Bunnerspeak [1]
Burunda
Cabot Cove
Carbombya
Caspiar
Cicely, Alaska
Clinkskell [1]
Costa Morada
Costa Verde
Curaguay
Cymmeria
Dillon, Texas
Dregovia
Eastasia
Ecuarico
Equatorial Kundu
Eurasia
Florin
Franistan
Froun [1]
Gath
Gilboa
Gnubia
Grenyornya
Grünewald
Guilder
Herzoslovakia
Huella Islands
Imara
Ishtar
Islamic Republic of Kamistan
Isthmus
Kabulstan
Kajsa
Karak
Khemed
Kinjanja
Krakozhia
Kuristan
Kush
Latveria
Laurania
Lillitania
Lombuanda
Lugash
Lutha
Lyrobia
Macho Grande
Madripoor
Mantegua
Marnsburg
Metropolis, Texas
Moldavia
Mypos
Nibia
Nuevo Rico
Oceana
Ohtar
Okenland
Parmistan
Patusan
Pelegostos
Pleasantville
Porto Santo
Povia
Praetoria
Qamadan
Qumar
Qurac
Rudyardia
Sahelise Republic
San Cardova
San Cristobal
San Lorenzo
San Monique
San Pascal
San Theodoros
Sangala
Santa Ventura
Santales
Sarkhan
Seahaven
Seravno
Serdaristan
Shakobi
Shedaloo
Slorenia
Slovetzia
Smallville
Stenborgia
Sunnydale, California
Suroq
Svardia
Syldavia
Symkaria
Tazbekstan
Tescara
Toga Toga Islands
Transia
Turaqistan
Unistat
Val Verde
Valeria
Veyska
Volsinia
Wakanda
Waponi Wu
Yakastonia
Yugaria
Zambezi
Zamunda [1]

NUMBERS:

2GAT123 [1]
2WAQ233
555-2368
GA1705
LXQ2038

SMALL BUSINESS:

Bardwell’s Department Store
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
Foree Electric [1]
Forties and Nines [1]
Gage Whitney Law
Good Shopper Grocery Store
Kobra Kai Dojo
Landis Grocery Store [1]
McMann & Tate Advertising
S-Mart
Severson’s Discount
Tech Noir
TJ’s Liquor

TV SHOWS/FILMS:

Agent Zero
Angels with Filthy Souls
Angels with Even Filthier Souls
Aquaman
Black to the Hood [1]
Blame it on the Rain
Blimp: The Hindenberg Story
Brown-Eyed Girl
Change of Pace, A
Checkmate
Chow Fun
Chunnel
Cold Fusion
Cookie Party
Coupon: the Movie
Cry, Cry Again
Cupid’s Rifle
Death Blow
Exposé
Extreme Measures
Fiercely
Firestorm
Girlie Show, The
Interface
Jerry
Means to an End
Medellin
Mountain High
Muted Heart, The
Nation’s Pride (Stolz der Nation) [1]
Navidson Record, The
Ponce de Leon
Prognosis Negative
Psycho Dad
Queens Boulevard
Real Housewives of Shelbyville, The
RoboPimp 3 [1]
Rochelle, Rochelle
Sack Lunch
Smoke Jumpers
Sports Shouting
Storm Saxon
Super Terrific Happy Hour
Other Side of Darkness, The
TJ Laser
Under the Wrapper with Huell Howser
Very Black Show, The
When The Whistle Blows
You Have to Laugh

BANDS:

Alabama Porch Monkeys, The
Alien Autopsy
American Medical Association, The
Autobahn
Benny and the Jets [1]
Big Fun
Billy Barf and the Vomitones
Bisquits
Blow Goes, The
Blues Brothers, The
Blueshammer
Blue Spot Trio, The
Bread Brothers
The Cadburys
Carrie Nations, The
Chemical Toilet
Chris Gaines
Citizen Dick
Clark Kent and his Supermen
Comic Strips
Creation
Crucial Taunt
Cube Squared
Cyclops
Detroit Metal City
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Drive Shaft
Dutchmen, The
Elementals, The
Electric Shoes, The
Evil Petting Zoo
Festering Boils, The
Five, The
Flamin’ Daemons
Folksmen, The
Fool, The
Foregone Conclusion [1]
Frozen Embryo
Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
Geronimo Jackson [1]
Goggly Gogol
Grivo
Hangman’s Joke
Heaven Seventee
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Herby and the Heart Beats
Hot Waffles
Humpers, The
Jem and the Holograms
Jolly Green Giants
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kinky Wizards, The
Kleen Kutt Kids
Korki Buchek
Krystalnacht
Lambsblood
Lone Rangers, The
Love Fist
Marvin Berry and the Starlighters [1]
Maria Mercurial
Meconium
Mondos, The
Motherboy
Mud Below, The
Monkees, The
Mystik Spiral [1]
New Originals, The
Originals, The
Paranoids, The
Pinheads, The
Plavalaguna
Pudding People
Ranchbone
Rave Breakers
Satan’s Night Out
Scarecrow Boat
Sexual Chocolate (feat. Randy Watson)[1]
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Shitty Beatles, The
Sick Dick and the Volkswagens
Skaface
Smokey Mountain Laurels, The
Soggy Bottom Boys [1]
Sonic Death Monkey
Spinal Tap
Stillwater
Street Slim
Swanky Modes, The
Sweet Sue and her Society Syncopators
Suns of Thunder
Thamesmen
Three Times One Minus One
Titanica
Tufnel-St. Hubbins Group, The
Twobadors, The
Ultimate Losers, The
Vanilla, Jade and Ebony
Venus in Furs, The
Weird Sisters
Wharvey Gals, The
Wyckyd Sceptre [1]
Wyld Stallyns
Wylde Ratttz
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars [1]

BOOKS:

Bad Twin, The
Grasshopper Lies Heavy, The
Heat Wave [1]
Necronomicon, The [1]
Sterling’s Gold

TECHNOLOGY:

Arc Reactor
Auto-9 gun
DRADIS
Flux Capacitor
Hoverboard
Interocitor

ELEMENTS, MATERIALS, ETC:

Adamantium
Arcanite
Balthorium
Beresium
Bernalium
Bolonium
Corbomite
Cordosis
Dalekanium
Daturon
Deutronium
Duralinium
Eitr
Iocane
Isodesium
Jasmium
Jethrik
Jumbonium
Kryptonite
Latinum
Melange
Midi-chlorian
Mithril
Mordite
Nethicite
Nitric Trinium
Nitrium
Oxyale
Pergium
Phlebotinum
Plasteel
Quantonium
Quantium 40
Rearden Metal
Red Matter
Solarbonite
Solenite
Solium
Thiotimoline
Turbidium
Tylium
Vionesium
Vitamin F
Wonderflonium
Zydrine
Unobtanium
Vibranium

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The latest news in imaginary branding: March 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm

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buck July 13, 2011 at 1:16 am

Monk’s diner

Justin September 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Yeah, I think Bethesda Games created some mock-up Nuka Cola bottles as schwag for one of the Comicons.

As far as Duff goes, you’re correct – it’s been run in a few countries like Mexico, Spain, and Germany. These runs aren’t exactly legal, though, because Groening has clearly stated that he won’t license the brand out to any beer manufacturers. Apparently, he sees it as a Joe Camel-ish slippery slope to marketing naughty things to children. I usually have a knee-jerk reaction to “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!” modes of thinking, but in this case he’s probably right.

D September 15, 2010 at 1:55 am