NERDFOLIO

I’ve been uploading weird and nerdy crap to the World Wide Web since the days of Geocities and Angelfire. Here’s a random assortment of some of the other stuff I’ve done:

Joy Diagrams:  A Tumblr in progress, featuring patent drawings of my favorite inventions.

Power Tacos: This is a thing that I did for a while. I would explain what these were if I had even the slightest clue. But I don’t. So I won’t.

Heinz Ketchup Commercial: This was my official entry for the Heinz Top This TV Challenge in 2007. For some reason, it failed to receive even an honorable mention. The floating apostrophe (on the word Infant) really bothers me, but I can’t go back and change it.

Vicious Pyramid Atomizer Music Video: My friend Steven used to make music with a couple of maniacs. They played only one live show – an open mic night for a crowd more accustomed to Jeff Buckley covers and poetry readings than oppressively loud demonic noise-rock. After about seven minutes of this near-riot-inspiring sensory attack, the cafe owner walked over and tore the power cord from the wall. This is the only known footage of the group.

Penumbra – Part One: This was pretty much a test to see what could be done with a free copy of Poser 3 (included with some design magazine), Windows Movie Maker, and my crappy keyboard. It has its moments, I guess.

Penumbra – Part Two: At this point, some sort of narrative was starting to come together. I was reading a lot of Aleister Crowley at the time.